"Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

Monday, June 12, 2006

Sorry it's been over a week since i've posted.

it's been a bad week.

i cannot seem to remember the last time i've been this depressed.

and apparantly this disjointed in my thoughts.

Anyone out there with some positive energy to help me get through some rough times?

Please help!!!!

sorry 'bout the blatant pity party, i'll be back to my old self soon. i swear, i must be entering my mid-life.

6 comments:

Gknee said...

30's are the new 20's so you couldn't possibly be going through a mid-life. I think it's just that time of year. Maybe a ride on your Harley would help. *shrug*

Mike said...

well thanks to mark for dredging up the memory of a mullet-laden Animal wandering through the lobby of the Holiday Inn in Southfield.

btw...if you're gonna wear a little latex speedo swim trunk bikini bottom don't swim in cold water. Not that i'm looking that way, but has anyone ever stood next to someone wearing one of these, and not looked gay. Nothing wrong with that either, i just happen to be a breeder. I didn't ask to be a breeder, i was born this way.

so if people are gonna think i'm gay, well damn straight, major oxymoronic pun there, eh?, i'm gonna look to see if at least it's good gay sex that people are thinking i'm getting. Cause ladies, or perhaps laddies, i get the whole size matters thing.

Which i mean in a figurative get way, not literal.

i was really going for a whole Animal should've trimmed thing, as well, in my comment to your comment. I mean, now i'm into hairy as well, hypothically gay couple walking thru the lobby. i swear now i can't look at Jimmy's chia Shrek without thinking of Animal's pube's.

Somebody please get a hot poker so i can put out my mind's eye.

i see where your brain is going- "hot poker" is not a euphanysm for anything either.

thanks

Mike said...

thanks Gnee;

yes a ride on the bike, again a motorcyle, not a euphanysm would help.

at the rate of aging backwards, i'll be back in diapers by my seventies. unless i have a bag at that point.

thanks for the good cheer.

i promise to feel better soon.

thanks

L*I*S*A said...

You'll get through this. I know it.

In the meantime, all I can think of is that scene in Airplane, where the passengers all line up to slap a hysterical fellow passenger.

Don't make us do that. ;)

Gknee said...

I love that movie. haha...now I'm thinking about all those terrible puns. :D

Animal said...

EXCUSE ME!?! How did I get caught up in this?? Sheesh.