"Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

Monday, April 09, 2007

Scandal Rocks the "Vote for Mike '08" Campaign Trail...

But first a running update.....

...and a Happy Easter wish and a late happy Passover wish...

...or why michiganders don't do winter marathons.

It snowed here. Yep, in the midst of true Tiger spirit, i also called off a run/game due to cold weather. After the week priors 80+ days, see picture of playing in the street trying to help Mack play tennis, we were back in the 26 degree area with wind chill in the teens. Of course blizzard conditions too, and not the yummy DQ treats either.

So my 30 mile planned week became 21. i'm okay with the change, and i did try to go 16 saturday. After 7 miles, at a 9 minute pace, in the 20 mile pace wind, and 100 yards of visibility from snow, and almost being hit twice, i quit. i wasn't tired. i was cold.

i'm not even going to try to make up the miles. i'm just going to move on...

Movin' On

Scandalous as it may be, my friends and earnst-while campaign supporters have rocked the campaign with your favorite candidate in unflatteringly, sexists, photos...

To bring everything out in the open. Yes, potential voters, it's true...

...i'm a boob man.

Here i am, a true, honest candidate. To prove it, i'll even help to bring to a close; the scandal.....

The evidence...






i also like beer in the morning. Great evidence to also...why i run, (and LISA, too). Animal once wasn't completely gay, i mean gRay....when were those short shorts ever in fashion




But, there's more.... in a photo named "never change" by the recipiant of attention...




So yes, i like boobs...and admit to many other pictures of similar nature.....

....and just to show that i am an equal opportunity boob man.







what's a little twist between friends? Notice Animal is a little gayer, a mean gRayer, damn you freud, but he does seem torn between me and the lovely Miss Tessmacher, sitting at our left. Notice clever placement of his left arm and "WATER" bottle, Damn you Freud

So there you are. The first scandal of the "vote for mike '08" trail.

Thank goodness i haven't had to address the number of pictures taken of me kissing people not named Fun Guv. But somehow she's always the one taking said pictures

Thanks for Reading

5 comments:

Fun Guv said...

Well, I'll have to dig out those pictures and post them when you're not home!!!

L*I*S*A said...

We always knew you were a boob man. At least I always knew. :)

I think honesty is the best policy.

Vote for Mike '08.

Nitmos said...

An unexpected "step back" in running is usually followed by renewed focus and energy the next couple of weeks. You'll be turning out the miles soon enough.

I'm a little disturbed by the volume of incriminating pictures suddenly coming out. Might be time for some hush money. Or at least have the decency to blame it on the Liberal Media like everyone else.

Animal said...

I am laughing myself silly at how DRUNK you look in that photo of us! WOW.

Kim said...

Really, Mike...keep those skeletons in the closet (next to Animal)...